nat-20s:

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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jibunbosh:

tumblr staff says that if we don’t buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home

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shokuto:

ohevoyev:

“i’m a hater” but some of you aren’t out there living the hater lifestyle you’re not committed if you were a real hater you’d go to church and pray for them to die

He didn’t even know Peter was Spidey bro asked God to kill a PHOTOGRAPHER

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squiddy-ink-s:

My middle school years are coming back to haunt me

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barbiethemovie:

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bloodycarrie:

librarycard:

the absence of something is also its presence

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shittymoviedetails:

kim possible without her iconic moustache

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unbidden-yidden:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. “but it’s predatory!!!!” yeah. it is. “they’re preying on you!!!” they’re vampires. they do that. “it’s a power imbalance!!!!!!” what part of vampires are you not getting

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair

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villainessbian:

the-commonplace-book:

look folks, saying that actors are being greedy and don’t need to strike because A-list names get paid buckets of money is like saying that food service workers are paid enough and treated perfectly well and don’t deserve more compensation because Gordon Ramsay is millionaire

Also even if actors all made millions, striking in support of less fortunate friends is still the best thing to do

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ot3:

ot3:

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

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